Hello 2009!

Even though today is not officially the first day of 2009 (its actually the 5th day), for me it is the first day because today is the first day I have been required to emerge from the wonderful life of sleeping in, lounging, taking my time to shower and primp, shopping, and have truffles for breakfast. I am currently sitting at my desk, trying to kick start my brain into thinking mode (its like 2 pm), enjoying a warm Lean Cuisine lunch, and trying not to focus on how tight my jeans are on the waist. Yes, welcome to the world of feeling like a stuffed sausage after the Holidays. It is awesome. I thanked my co-worker this morning for the lovely box of delicious truffles she gave me for Christmas which are now nicely spread on my ass, my thighs, my stomach, and the last of it smeared on my now more visible double chin. It is awesome.

So I've been emailing with this guy from match.com whom I was speaking to months and months ago. I never actually met up with him because I was so turned off from his pictures. It's not that I am superficial or anything, but he totally worked himself up in the looks department that when he actually got around to sending me a picture of himself, I was like…."Are you kidding me?" So that was earlier this year. Now….in 2009 I feel more mature and less delusional with regards to my expectations from a potential life partner. Oh, and did I mention he is terrible at writing emails? Whatever….so I decided to send him an email today (because I would rather do anything else right now except work) in which I remind him that we spoke a while ago and I recall him being a nice guy, but wasn't sure why we never ended up meeting. I am going to give him one more chance to redeem himself from his crappy recent emails. Just so that I can say, I tried and was grown up about it. To new beginnings!